How to choose a funny name for your cat
Why funny cat names work
Cats are dramatic, judgemental and occasionally ridiculous, which makes them perfect for funny names. A tiny kitten called Gerald, a fluffy diva called Brenda or a chaos gremlin called Glitch makes everyone smile, from your friends to the receptionist at the vet. A funny name also says something about your cat’s personality before they have done anything at all.
There are a few popular styles. Ordinary human names (Gary, Linda, Kevin) are funny because they sound like a coworker. Puns (Purrlock, Clawdia, Catpuccino) are funny on paper. Food names (Wonton, Gnocchi, Pierogi) are cute and silly. And grand titles (Lord Nigel, Professor Gnocchi) suit cats who clearly believe they are royalty.
Will my cat learn its name?
Research suggests many cats can tell their own name apart from other words, especially when it is said by the people they live with. Cats will not come running like a dog, but they often show they know their name by turning an ear, looking up or flicking their tail. Using the name with good things, like food, treats and play, helps it stick.
- Keep the everyday name short. One or two syllables is easiest. Lord Gerald can be Gerry at home.
- Names with an “ee” sound at the end, like Kevvy or Mewsli, are easy to say in the higher-pitched voice cats often respond to.
- Avoid names that sound like words you say all the time, such as “no” or “food”, so the name stays special.
- Make sure everyone in the house uses the same name and nickname.
Keep it kind and practical
- You will say it at the vet, so pick something you are happy to have called out in a waiting room.
- Funny should not mean mean. Names that make fun of your cat’s size or looks can feel awkward later.
- Check it works with a microchip record and an ID tag. Very long names may need a short version.
- Avoid famous cartoon cats and celebrity names. They are not unique, and an original name is more fun.
Match the name to the personality
The funniest names fit the cat. A cat who knocks everything off the counter might be Gary the Destroyer. A cat who sleeps eighteen hours a day could be Low Battery. A chatty cat who complains at breakfast is clearly a Brenda. Spend a few days watching your new cat before you decide, because their personality often names them for you. Kittens change a lot in the first months, so a name that is a little flexible is a safe bet.
Two or more cats?
Funny names are even better in pairs. Try a matching theme: two human names (Gary and Brenda), two foods (Wonton and Gyoza), or one grand title and one deliberately plain name (Lord Nigel and Steve). Make sure the names sound different from each other so each cat knows who you are talking to.
Try it out
Use the generator above to build a shortlist, star the ones that make you laugh, and try them out loud for a day. The right name usually becomes obvious when it suddenly fits your cat’s personality perfectly.